Thursday, August 4, 2011

What her earrings are telling you

The danglier they are, the more liberal she likely is.  I call your attention to the photo of Tina Beattie accompanying this post by Damian Thompson.  Damian refers to Ms. Beattie as "the Voice of the Left."  Note Ms. Beattie's earrings.   Rather dangly, no? 

I've found earring dangliness a remarkably reliable liberalness marker.  However, this only applies to her everyday earrings.  Dress up earrings tend to be danglier than ordinary earrings, so they don't count.

If you should have occasion to test this little guide as you wander through our vale of tears, please let me know what you find.

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